June 16, 2011 in Jokes
Memorize these jokes and then tell someone at Cypris.
Start your joke telling like this, “Hey everyone, I have a joke. Do you wanna hear it?”
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
|Every native speaker knows this joke, so it will definitely get a reaction.|
|A: Knock knock
B: Who’s there?
B: Orange who?
A: Orange you glad to see me.
|This is another one everyone knows, but your pronunciation should make it fun to hear.|
|Q: What did the bartender say to the horse when he walked into the bar?
A: Why the long face?
|A native speaker might not know this joke. “Long face” is an expression when someone looks sad or depressed; common in bars, I guess.|
Here are a few websites with easy to understand jokes for English learners: